Kevin – still bitter after all these years

He should have stopped after the first sentence, but being decent was beyond him.

Woke up to yourself

Cricket Australia has fallen to the woke as quickly as the top order fell to the Indians.

They’re playing several games on Australia Day but won’t use that term – it’ll be January 26 – and players will wear Indigenous jerseys.

Cricket Australia decided to drop the term in a bid to normalise conversations over the date’s history.

Fellas, it’s not working.