The good news is, it’s diet related. Many columns are sure to follow.
God bless you, Ms Delaney. Don’t go changing. And if you do, make sure you write about it. Extensively. In the first person singular.
More good news!
You’ll recall that Delany was unable to open jars due to Donald Trump (still the greatest column of all time). Rest assured, sports fans, she is back at the gym (sort of). Glorious columns sure to follow.
Sometimes – like now – I go to the gym and sit on the couch, playing on my phone . But at least I can say "I've been to the gym today"
— Brigid Delaney (@BrigidWD) October 22, 2018